Santa Naya Kalar Te.Vi Laya Aur Pani Men Dubane Laga Banta Ne Dekha To Pucha "Ye Tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho?" Santa: Chek Kar Raha Tha Ki Rang To Nahin Nikal Raha Abhi Garanti Men Hai
Banta: Aadmi Shadi Kyon Karta Hai? Santa: Taki Agar Vo Marne Ke Baad Swarg Jaye To Achcha Mahsus Kare; Aur Agar Nark Jaye To Gharelu Mahsus Kare
Santa Ke Daant Me Keeda Lag Gaya To Vo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya To Doctor Bola "4 Din Subah-Sham Chay Ke Sath Biskut Lo Aur Panchave Din Sirf Chay Piyo To Kida Jarur Nikal Jayega Santa Ne 4 Din Chay Ke Sath Biskut Khaye Aur Panchave Din Sirf Chay Pi Keeda Bahar Nikala Aur Bola "Aaj Biskut Nahin Hai Kya?"
Doctor: Aapki Bimari Ka Karan Nahin Mil Raha Shayad Pine Se Aisa Ho Raha Hoga Santa: Koi Baat Nahin Mujhe Jaldi Nahin Jab Aapki Utar Jayegi Tab Dobara A Jaunga
Santa: Main To Lut Gaya Barbaad Ho Gaya Banta: Kya Hua? Santa: To Bas Puch Mat Mere Saath Bahut Bada Dhokha Ho Gaya Hai Banta : Bata To Sahi Hua Kya? Batane Se Man Ka Dukh Halka Hota Hai Santa: Maine Subah Hi Apani Kar Ki Tanki Petrol Se Ful Karvai Thi Aur Petrol Ke Bhaav Sarkar Ne Itne Kam Kar Diye
Santa: Aisi Kaun Si Chij Hai Jo Lal Hai Aur Trin-Trin Karti Hai? Banta: Telifon Santa: Galat Banta: Fir Briged Santa: Nahin Banta: To Fir? Santa: Tamatar Trin-Trin To Ulajhan Men Dalne Ke Liye Bola Tha